the state of the union address is long and boring, like a slightly less-entertaining version of Avatar with better acting. you can read all the bullet points tomorrow in whatever your chosen newspaper is, or get some REAL information from jon stewart.
that said, there is literally only ONE REASON to actually WATCH the state of the union address:
it makes for a bad-ass drinking game.
THE RULES:
presidential catchphrase = 1/2 a beer (obama's favorite seems to be "MAKE NO MISTAKE...")
double-talk/contradiction = sip of any drink (this happens often. low penalty.)
democratic applause = sip of beer (LIGHT sip. otherwise, you will die.)
applause from BOTH sides of the aisle = (a shot. very low probability.)
standing ovation = chug beer for as long as the ovation lasts.
cut-away to previous presidents or first ladies = 1/2 a beer
have fun. don't drive.
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